You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I wish my penis had an off switch
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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