if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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