Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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