just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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