we're chasing vodka with high fives
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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