The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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