I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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