What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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