We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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