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I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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