Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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