For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
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