The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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