a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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