We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I AM VODKA MAN
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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