Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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