One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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