i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
