yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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