I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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