It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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