the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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