Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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