at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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