I just saw a hot homeless man
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I feel like abortions should bother me more
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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