There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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