My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
She needs sedatives and a leash
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
