i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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