I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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