If you die in college, do you die in real life?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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