508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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