I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
wow bdsm is so cute
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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