My room smells like vodka and shame
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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