Whoa Z and x make the same sound
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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