school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You were trust falling into bushes
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
The ass gains better be worth it
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