Quick, to the slutcave!
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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