If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
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