This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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