awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
how do flat chested girls get laid?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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