the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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