Do you still have your period?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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