whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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