i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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