my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
