next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Randomize
