Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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