im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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