How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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