belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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