I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
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