is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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