..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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