what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
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