Little spoons don't ask big questions
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
God I need to hump something, right now.
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